Raw Food Journal
Hi everybody, new Beach Pictures here, from my beach hike at Torrey Pines last weekend. It was SO fun! We hiked along the cliffs, then hiked down to the beach and walked all the way to Blacks Beach (the nude beach) and walked back. I galloped through the water like a pony, and it was very misty and beautiful. Really hot, though, in the 90's, and when we walked around in La Jolla after our hike, I thought I was going to crisp up like a tater tot. The sun was so intense! We had so much fun though, and the beach in Torrey Pines was so long, smooth and empty. Just gorgeous! I never wanted to leave. I just wanted to run back and forth in the water forever! I was wearing so much sunscreen, but still managed to get pink shoulders. We drove up the coast on the way back, through Encinitas, Solana Beach, Del Mar, Carlsbad, and Oceanside. So pretty! There were tons of people everywhere, enjoying a super sunny Saturday by the beach. When I got home, I slathered on a New Beauty Treatment I just invented, Sun Salvation that is really nice and helps reverse some of the damage from a day of too much sun. Then I had some lychees, one the yummiest fruits ever invented! Have a gorgeous day everyone!
Another NEW VIDEO here, Indy 500! And NEW BLOOPER also! I'm going hiking on some cliffs near the beach tomorrow, and hopefully I'll have new pictures to post next week. It's been almost 90F here lately. At sunset tonight the clouds were so pink! I've been going on lots of walks just before sunset, it's so beautiful that time of day, and the evenings are so balmy. When I lived in Hawaii, I wore my bikini at night when it was super warm, and ran around like a wild filly. I would do that here, but there are too many neighbors! Can't wait to splash around in the ocean tomorrow. Have a fabulous weekend everybody, and be kind to all animals and bugs!!
5/30/06
NEW VIDEO here, Got Carrots? And video captures from that video and other New Pictures Here! I hope you all had a Super Fun Memorial Day weekend! It was so sunny and pretty here, and today is really warm too. I actually went to the Spa today, for the first time in my entire life. I had a gift certificate. I use my own Natural Beauty Treatments, so I usually don't do things like this, but it was an exciting experience. There are spas on every corner down here in Southern California, and they will plump you up, pat you down, inject, detect or reject, all depending. You can exfoliate, contemplate, commiserate, or deliberate. Laser Hair removal, Botox, Collagen, Restylane, Anyone? Microdermabrasion, Wrinkle Evasion, fix any skin that looks like a Raisin! Cellulite legs, under eye bags, fatty dimples, wearing wimples? They can fix all that! Do you have Stressful Issues? They'll massage your Deep Tissues!
I'm sure if I had lots of money I just didn't know what to do with, it would be quite easy to become a Spa Addict, or, ahem, adopt the "Spa Lifestyle". It's nice to be pampered and you really do leave looking better than when you went in! Amazing! I'm afraid I can't say that about my equine friends, below. I was happy when I left them, but I definitely looked worse because I had a lot of green tinted horse slobber on various parts of me. Although maybe horse slobber has beautifying properties and may become the next Spa treatment? We'll have to wait and see!
Here are NEW PICTURES from my hike last weekend in Palm Springs. It was SO fun!! It was totally gorgeous up there, we took the tram up to 9,000 ft. These trams hold 80 people, rotate the whole time you're in them, and go almost straight up the mountain! It was 105F down below in Palm Springs but on the mountain it was blissfully cool. We got there in the morning so there weren't many other people. But by the time we left, in mid afternoon, the whole mountain was crawling with noisy crowds. The air smells so sweet up there! It's because of all the pine trees. I was so excited I galloped up and down the trails like a mountain goat. It was about a 7 mile hike, a lot of which was up hill, and at the end, we were exhausted! I got a new backpack with a 2 Liter water container inside and a tube that hangs outside. It's So cool! All you have to do is suck on the tube and you never have take off your pack to get your water out! You'd think I had a lot of important hiking-type survival gear in my new backpack, but you'd be wrong. All I had was pink lipgloss, mango perfume, and snacks!
After the hike, we went to lunch in Palm Springs. The main street was really crowded with shoppers and tourists! All the stores and restaurants have misters outside, to cool people off. It's so neat! The restaurant we went to had a beautiful courtyard with all these green tropical plants and flowers, a stone floor, and fountains. And lots of misters!! It was just like being in the jungle. I loved it! Palm Springs is a fun place. It's got tons of palm trees, and it has a really fun, relaxed, party type atmosphere, in my opinion. Everyone seems really friendly and laid back, and not afraid to wear sequins, mini skirts or other exciting outfits. It does get extremely hot there, but it's very pretty! Well, it's about 80F here today, sunny and gorgeous. I am growing a lot of sunflower & buckwheat greens, and breathlessly awaiting my newest order of pasties for my Bikini Store. I ordered 2 new styles this time. Be kind to all animals and bugs, and tell someone you love them today!
Hi everybody! NEW VIDEO here! Marie Antoinette's Bad Hair Day! And you can see pictures from the video HERE. Here are New SPRING Pictures! I love spring so much, it's my favorite time of year. There are lots of baby hawks, opossums, raccoons, squirrels, and bunnies around here! Be careful driving, wherever you are, especially with little squirrels and animals that dart across the street. And poor opossums, they stop moving and "freeze" as their natural defense. That's why there are so many of them that get run over. They are Very sweet, totally harmless, and sadly misunderstood little creatures. Click here to learn more about Opossums. If you see an animal hit and injured in the road, please move them to safety if they are still alive, and if it's an opossum, please check to see if it's a female with little babies in her pouch. Lots of times, a female opossum will get run over, and the little babies in her pouch will starve to death. Please bring any injured animal to an animal rescue center. You can use a towel or cloth to scoop up an animal and put it in the car. The people in my neighborhood drive like maniacs, like their car will explode if they go below 60 mph on residential streets, and I'm always so worried about animals crossing the street!
I'm going on another huge hike this weekend, this time at 9,000 ft. All of a sudden, I've become Wilderness Girl. I leave off the blue eyeliner for these adventures, since I'm "roughing it", but I do pack plenty of pink lipgloss! Hopefully I'll have new hiking pictures next week. Have a beautiful day everyone!
Hi everybody! Here are my NEW Pictures from my recent hiking trip in Big Bear, here in S. Cal. It was so fun! It's super pretty up there. I went with friends, and we went on a big hike, had a picnic, and went to Lake Arrowhead. There's a little village there with shops that is so cute! You can see it in the picture below on the right. I have more new pictures coming Soon, that were taken in the pink flower field that is now on the homepage. It's really sunny and warm here today. Have a gorgeous weekend everyone!
I just put up a bunch of Bikini Pictures from a couple years ago, along with a bunch of William Wikstrom's super fun pictures that he created for me. Both sets of pictures are from my public access days, when I produced a comedy TV show. Bill is a really talented artist, and I love all his pictures! Here are some of his below, and you can click on them to see more. Have a FUN weekend everybody, and be kind to all animals and bugs!
Here are NEW Pictures from my recent Super Fun vacation to San Jose, San Francisco and Santa Cruz! We also went to Half Moon Bay, and shopped around in the famous Haight Ashbury district of San Francisco. That's me standing under a giant pair of legs there. Right beneath those legs is the best store ever, glowing with every color of bright glittery hot pants, sequined tube tops and tight, sparkling pants you've ever seen! Santa Cruz has a gorgeous beach with a wharf you can drive on, with restaurants and shops. Plus a big fun amusement park right at the beach! It was great! I was amazed at how beautiful and green the whole area is up there. Huge forests, fields, lakes, and wetlands everywhere, as soon as you drive out of the cities. Stay tuned for New pictures of me hiking in the mountains of Big Bear soon!
Hi everybody, NEW Beach Pictures below! Super huge and exciting tide pools down here on the beach in southern California. I got to go to one of my Favorite Raw Vegan Restaurants Auc Lac a few weeks ago and it was so fun! You can read more about it in my Raw Food Journal. I have LOTS more new pictures from my recent vacation that I'll be posting soon, so check back!
NEW Pictures today, because I took a little trip to the Bahamas this morning, wearing one of my hot pink bikinis, via my brand new Green screen. It used to be blue, now it is green. Mysterious! It's SO sunny and warm here today, in the 80's. Have a gorgeous weekend everybody!
Hi everybody, NEW VIDEO up, called Horsing Around! Plus New pictures below! I hope you are all having a very fun weekend! I have been busy on Planet Bikini lately, buying and selling, and finding new see through mesh and lace bikinis to sell this spring. I've also been very sad about the continuing Seal Hunt, so I was really happy to take a break and drive around and film today. It's been So gorgeous and sunny this weekend. I had so much fun petting the horses, they're just beautiful! Please please continue to help Save the Baby Seals, by signing the email petition, boycotting Canadian Seafood, and making a donation. Seals everywhere will thank you!!
I'm VERY SAD about the Huge Canadian Baby Seal Hunt this weekend. My heart goes out to them, and to all the wonderful H.S.U.S. teams who are there in protest. I can't believe such a horrible thing is allowed to happen. Global warming devastated the baby seal population this year because they need firm ice to grow up on. Many have already drowned because the ice is melting and they aren't old enough to swim yet. Please continue to click on the links in my post below and boycott Canadian seafood all year. That's the only way to stop this hunt!
I'm SO sad about the huge Canadian Seal Hunt that will happen in just over 2 weeks. Over 350,000 Baby Seals will be shot, clubbed and skinned alive in a massive, violent, and bloody attack that lasts less than 48 hours. Most of these babies have never seen humans, and have no reason to fear us. Some are only 12 days old, 98% are under 2 months. The babies are often clubbed repeatedly and skinned while still alive and conscious. The seal skins these hunters take only make up 5% of their fishing income. Please Sign the Email Pledge to help End this Hunt. You can also Donate to Help end this tragedy and help Save These Seals. Even $5 or $10 will really help! And please Sign This Email Petition to Boycott Canadian Seafood. These are fuzzy newborn baby seals, living together in a gorgeous, icy arctic wonderland with their mothers. This kind of senseless cruelty and brutality is one of the very saddest things I can think of. Thank you so much for helping them!! Pictures below courtesy of the Humane Society of the United States.
Well, just what this site needs, more bikini pictures. I went to the Caribbean this morning, compliments of my new blue screen. These shots are video captures, that's why they are a little fuzzy.
I'm converting the entire living room into a studio for filming and bikini modeling, with a blue screen, lights and everything. All the furniture is going! This means New Videos Are Coming Soon! I'm about to Burst from all my unbridled creative urges that have had no outlet (skits or filming) for months now. Bikini pictures are great, but not exactly fulfilling, creatively speaking. I have ideas for 3 new skits that I'm just electrified to make. I am bubbling over! My esteemed co-producer however, has a much different schedule than I do, and I have to wait for him to be available to film. Soon, though! I am all in a froth, not only about that, but over a bunch of very small spandex tops that I've been waiting for Months to order for myself. I have spent so much time staring at the catalog that I think my soul has been sucked out into the pages, and the pictures probably glow in the dark! I am very frugal and hardly ever spend money on myself (except I do spurge on raw cacao beans and hempseed butter now) So here I am surrounded by hundreds of the cutest bikinis on earth, and do I ever buy any for myself? Alas, not many. I think I'm just going to wrap myself up in a box with 20 of my favorite bikinis, deposit myself at the mailbox, and tell my mailman to mail me to Hawaii.
I have found a super funny gossip site, it's the Superficial. Some of the things on there have me laughing all day! I caught Dancing With The Stars last night, because nothing gets my antenae up and quivering like hot pink fringe and sequins, and I was totally captivated by Stacey Keebler, Bronzed Blonde Goddess that she is. All night, I practiced wiggling my bottom around and dancing all over the house. I looked just like her! Except my skin is as white as an underground cave-dwelling newt, my legs are about 4 ft. shorter than hers, and when I dance I just hop up and down like an excited flea. Well, that's all for now. Bikini Land is calling me. It's actually pouring down rain here right now. Crazy!
2/21/06
Hi everybody, I hope you all had a really fun President's Day Weekend! This past week I have set an all time record in the number of Total Spazz-o-la Ditzy things I have either done or forgotten to do, including accidentally putting a large sized, highly scandalous bikini picture on this very website. If you saw it, please do not mention it. Otherwise I will have to hide under a rock for a long time, probably long enough to turn into a crustacean. In other news, I've been eating a lot of raw cacao beans, and took a lot of bikini pictures this weekend. You can see them below, they aren't full sized, but if you are amibitious, bored, or both, you can hunt for the full sized versions on my Bikini site. This site here seems to be under sudden and violent attack from bikini pictures, and is getting more shocking and less wholesome by the minute. Tsk, tsk. It will either be completely overtaken by bikini pictures in the near future, or all the bikini pictures will disappear, and I will strive to present squeaky clean, bikini-less, polka dotted entertainment for everybody. So we will have to see which will triumph; Total, Cleavage Bursting Scandal or Dotty Clean Squeaks.
Everyone have a Beautiful and Super Fun Valentines Day!! New pictures below! Why am I wearing black? Who knows! These are about the only black clothes I own. I am Forever Pink, it was just a momentary lapse!
Hi everybody, I hope you all had a Super Fun Superbowl weekend! I'll be LIVE on Radio GoDaddy Wed. 2/8 about a half hour into the show, right after the first guest, the delightful and super talented Booth Coleman, to give my official review of all the superbowl ads.
2/3/06
Happy Superbowl Weekend everybody! I'm cheering for Seattle, because that's where I'm from. I'm SO excited because it's almost Valentines Day, my favorite holiday of the entire year, and I'm celebrating by wearing hot pink and red together for the entire month. Which isn't much of a stretch since all I wear is pink anyway. I've been selling tons of bikinis for Valentines Day, and the most popular have been the Pink Heart Monokini and the (Warning! Naughty Picture!!) Pink Plastic Bubble Wrap Bikini. They're SO cute! I had to hurry up and buy more because they sold out so fast. Everyone have a Fabulous weekend, and be kind to all animals and bugs so they can have a fun Superbowl Weekend too!
1/25/06
Hi everybody! I'll be LIVE on Radio GoDaddy TONIGHT 1/25 at 7pm. Tune in tonight, I'll be the First guest, about 10 min. into the show. If you miss it, you can always click on previous shows!
1/10/6
New Biker Chick pictures!! I'll be taking a lot more Bikini Pictures in the coming weeks and months to model some of the super cute bikinis on my Bikini Site. So stay tuned! And you can read about my delectable experience with Raw Cacao Beans in my Raw Food Journal and why I'm higher than a kite on them at this very moment. Have a Blissful, Beautiful day everyone, and be kind to all animals and bugs!
Happy New Year Everyone!! I hope you all had super fun holidays! Mine was terrific, and I did a lot of running around outside and extra workouts to make up for my mom's chocolate chip macadamia nut cookies that I ate. Oops! She makes the BEST cookies on the planet, it's nearly impossible to be a raw foodist around them. Ha! But I'm juicing Lots of wheatgrass to make up for any Holiday Naughtiness. I was a guest on Radio GoDaddy 12/21/05. It was a fantastic show, and I come on about 48 minutes into it. Here are some NEW Christmas pictures and some NEW pictures from a recent bikini shoot.
Here are a couple NEW pictures below! I'm starting to model my own bikinis that I sell on my bikini site. I want to wish everyone Beautiful Holidays. Be kind to animals and bugs, it's their happy holidays too!!
I'll be on Radio GoDaddy 11/23 reviewing my new video iPod! I took some silly pictures of me making vegetable juice today, you can see them in my fruit journal. Everyone have a beautiful and Happy Thanksgiving, and remember, Save a Turkey, Go Veggie!
I just wrote a New Poem, called I Love Bugs & Slugs. I thought of it on the treadmill last night and started chanting it like a cheer! I wish I had a honey bear, like Paris Hilton, even though they are illegal, highly erratic, completely wild, and would probably eat through all my bikinis. I don't approve of pets as just "accessories", like so many celebrities, but sometimes I sure wish I had a cute little animal to ride around on my shoulders! If it wanted to, of course. Ha! It's super warm here today, like in the high 80's, so sunny. I made a ton of vegetable juice (heavy on the parsley, cilantro and sunflower greens!) for the weekend, and worked a lot on my Bikini Site. Have a gorgeous weekend everybody!
THREE NEW VIDEOS up! Hooray! These are actually a couple years old, but they are online for the First time ever! It's sunny again here, and gorgeous, and flowers are blooming everywhere! It's in the mid 70's today. I love that flowers bloom all through winter and it's warm here all year! I added my recipe for Persimmon Salsa and vegan, sugar free Chocolate Heaven to my Recipes page. They're Yummy!
Hi Everybody! Hope you all had a Very exciting Halloween! I am being interviewed on Radio GoDaddy this Wed. 11/9 at 7pm PST. It should be even More Exciting than usual and probably Racy! I also wanted to share my favorite website for the most entertaining celebrity gossip, Elisa's Celebrity Blog". It's Really Funny!! Everyone have a super day and tune in to the show tomorrow night!!
10/24/05
TWO NEW VIDEOS up and one NEW BLOOPER! Hooray! And new Pictures too. Wow, it's almost Halloween! Crazy. It's raining again here, it was a little sunny, but now it's chilly and super wet. Have a super fun week everybody!
Hi everybody! It's raining like crazy today, and we had a huge thunderstorm last night with lots of lightning! It was very spectacular, and scary! You can hear me on Radio GoDaddy this Wed. 10/19 at 7pm PST. Today I bought banana bread perfume oil, blueberry muffin, and raspberry too. Very exciting! I have a huge collection of perfume oils, my favorites are cotton candy, mango, and pearberry.
Two BRAND NEW VIDEOS! And New BLOOPERS too! We just filmed these. I'm almost too fair skinned to capture on film, it's like trying to photograph a ghost, ha! You can hear me on Radio GoDaddy again this Wed. 10/5 at 7pm PST. The Santa Anna winds have been blowing, and it's been So hot here lately! And dangerous, with the huge fires around LA. I just ran out of raspberries, so sad, I think I ate 3 flats (27 pints) last week. That's a Lot of raspberries!! Now I just have cantaloupes and mangos. Hopefully I can find some persimmons soon, I Love persimmons. Oh, and I just found the Cutest Hot Pants Ever! And little tiny lycra tops too. Whew, it's been a huge quest, but I finally have all the essentials: Sheer Mesh bikinis, Fishnet bikinis, metallic bikinis, and hot pants! I've been watching a lot of comedy lately: Monty Python's Flying Circus, Reno 911, and Strangers With Candy. It's amazing how brilliant the Monty Python guys are, and how many of their old skits have been copied! I also just watched Go Further with Woody Harrelson, and it's wonderful. I just added a list of my Favorite Things, and also some of my Favorite Raw Food Recipes. Have a beautiful day everyone!!
