Raw Food Journal
10/11/06
Hi everybody, Brand NEW Funny VIDEO here! It's about me getting my motorcycle helmet stuck on my head for good, since, you know, in real life, I have a LOT of trouble taking it off and on by myself. And of course (drumroll, please) NEW SUNSET Pictures! Bear with me, my sunset phase will eventually peter out. Although, I am very in love with them. It was another very fun weekend of musical madness. My fingers are still SO sore from playing my hot pink electric guitar. I wrote two new songs over the weekend, and my friend brought his electric keyboard over to help me compose backgrounds for them, since I want all my new songs to be very dance/pop, and not just me playing my guitar by itself. Wow, what a lot of work to figure out the backgrounds to each song on the keyboard. Whew! Hopefully I'll be able to record these new ones before the next ice age comes along and freezes me, my pink guitar, and the keyboard in a giant block of ice. But I don't know. This is much more complicated than just recording my songs on my four track like I used to do. My friend is super talented so I'm hoping the end results will sound really good, I just wish I could blink and Poof! They would all be recorded, and sound just like they sound in my head, since they are stuck there now, and play in a continuous, never-ending loop 24 hours a day. The weather's been gorgeous lately, ultra bright blue skies and everything super colorful. I love Indian Summer! Have a fabulous week and be kind to all animals and bugs!
10/4/06
This weekend was cloudy and overcast, a perfect time to mess up the entire house, drag all my musical equipment out, and start playing my hot pink electric guitar again. Ouch! My fingers Hurt! Sigh, that's what happens when you don't play for a really long time. Hopefully, my fingers will cooperate and I'll be able to record my new songs fairly soon. Don't hold your breath though! Oooh, it's so hard to go from having long glamor girl nails (thanks to excessive parsley juice consumption) to short, stubby, guitar girl nails. Anyway, here are NEW Sunset pictures! What you may not know, looking at all my pictures, is that I almost Always have an audience. Almost every place we go around here, no matter how desolute, wild or barren looking, there are always people hiking around, calling out, strolling along, making suggestions, biking by, staring, yelling, or driving past. I think it's because southern California is just so crowded! So there you have it! It just looks like I'm posing in the pristine wilderness by myself.
9/27/06
Hi everybody, New VIDEO here, the Little Blue Pill! This video was TOO RACY for YouTube and they banned it. So check it out! And, who could have guessed, more Sunset pictures! This is me in my new baby pink motorcycle jacket. I just love going for sunset motorcycle rides, they are so much fun. Have a spectacular day everyone!
9/20/06
Hi everybody, New VIDEO here, Prickles the Balloon Popping Clown! And what a huge surprise, more Sunset pictures! This last weekend I went to a party out in the high desert, near Victorville, and we filmed this skit next to a big prickly joshua tree. I like everything extra green and jungle-y myself, but the desert does have its own beauty, and we saw a quail parade, bunnies, a huge flying june bug, and heard coyotes! I really love coyotes. Want to read more? You can visit my Raw Food Journal to find out why I'm pondering the fake nail obsession. Have a super week everyone!
9/13/06
Hi everybody, you can see my New Laguna Beach Sunset pictures! I am obsessed with sunsets lately. I wish I could take sunset pictures every night for a month, and then compare them all. Every sunset is unique and gorgeous, every single night! So Get Ready for more sunset pictures!
I get Netflix, and I've been watching Roswell lately, the series, and I have a big brand new crush on Brendan Fehr from the show. I'm sure Brendan Fehr has a lot, probably thousands, or tens of thousands, or maybe millions, of Totally Titillated, lovestruck female fans, and now he can add me too! You can check out more pictures of Brendan Fehr on his website. Hi Brendan, kiss Kiss!
I have a brand New Totally Traci You Tube channel, as of 2 days ago! You can watch our funny vidoes & bloopers Faster, but in lower resolution. I can't wait to film more videos. It's a very welcome break from constant Bikini Mania. Happy Wednesday everyone!
9/6/06
I hope everybody had a Super FUN Labor Day weekend!! NEW Pictures below! We went "Sunset Chasing". It was VERY hot this weekend, super sunny and beautiful. Saturday had these beautiful little Clouds scattered all across the sky, it was so fantastic looking! They made a terrific Sunset! We saw several deer too, they were so pretty. On Sunday we drove up and down the coast on Pacific Coast Highway, and watched the sunset over Laguna Beach. It was so magical speeding home through the twilight! Monday we drove up and down the coast again, through Huntington Beach and Bolsa Chica. There is always a huge crowd at the Huntington Pier, and this time there were big white tents set up on the sand too, for some event. The tents looked really cute, like a gypsy circus on the beach. It's so pretty driving through Huntington Beach, because the beach is so close to the highway, and you pass all the people rollar blading, biking, and strolling along the boardwalk. There were big parasails in the sky too. The beach in Bolsa Chica is rough and wild looking and across from it is a huge gorgeous wetland. Amazing scenery! There is a long path that goes out and across the wetland. Pretty cool, you can play on the beach, cross the street, and run through the wetland!
Now I have rails on my motorcycle seat, and a sissy bar too, which is a lot better than what I had before, which was just a ridiculous, skinny strap. I felt like I was on a mechanical bull ride before! Now, with my hand rails and little seat back, I feel like I'm speeding along in a flying chair. Actually I feel like an Alien Princess in a flying chair, because of my enormous Martian helmet head. With the skinny strap, there was quite a bit of swearing going on inside my helmet. Now, thanks to the new seat security, there is much less. Too bad about Helmet Hair, and Helmet Head too; I look like a Suprised, long haired, glowing faced wild monkey in our new Laguna Beach Sunset pictures, which should be up in the next few days. Oh well. The price of being a Motorcycle Mama, I suppose, is helmet hair! Have a fantastic day everyone, and be kind to all animals and bugs!
8/28/06
Well, it was a super fun, sunny, hot weekend!! I got a few more metallic bikini pictures re-taken (gold & silver) and then went on a Long bike ride up and down the coast, 111 miles. It was so beautiful! We drove through San Clemente, went to the beach, stopped for snacks, drove through Laguna Beach, Corona Del Mar, Newport, and Huntington, where, after 4 hours of riding, I suddenly got very sore and cramped! I wanted to stop and take pictures at each beach, but I still can't put on or take off my own helmet yet. I'm like a baby bird, I have to have someone help me! It really ruins my whole Biker Chick image, ha! It takes a very long time to get me dressed and undressed at each pit stop. My friend has to hold my helmet, while I ram my head into it like a goat. And then I can't fasten it. Really impressive! So biker-esque! Plus I now know that Harley riders don't like sport bike riders, and vice versa. Very interesting. All Harley riders wave to each other when they pass, but they don't wave to sport bikers. Most sport bikers wave to other sport bikers, but some don't.
I didn't want to go home, even after riding for 4 hours, because it was almost sunset, and soooo pretty, but I started feeling like I was sitting on a speeding slab of granite. I wish I could fly behind the bike, like a kite, on a trapeze harness. Like parasailing, only behind a motorcycle. That would be fun! We stopped by the health food store on the way back, and got a whole bunch of fresh figs. Yay! You should totally try some fresh figs, if you haven't yet, because they are fabulous and amazing. They may be at your local health food store right now, because they're in season. Happy Monday everyone!
8/24/06
Hi everybody, Whew, it's SO hot here right now. I've been busy in BikiniLand, modeling, getting new suits in, shipping. Last weekend was super sunny and hectic, and we took a ton of pictures. After the bikini blitz, I went on a big Ninja ride through Corona Del Mar and Laguna with some friends. So pretty! There were hordes of people at the beach, it was quite a scene. Fancy silvery sports cars darting through the traffic like fish, girls walking down the sidewalk in their bikinis, talking on their cellphones, tan shirtless surfer dudes carrying their boards. Summer in Laguna Beach! Well, that is all for now, unless you want to hear me wax poetic and estatic about raw chocolate and figs in my Raw Food Journal Have a gorgeous weekend everybody, and be kind to all animals and bugs!
8/6/06
Hi everybody, NEW Bikini Pictures here! These were taken a few months ago, but I just put them up on the site. Here are some more (kind of silly!) Brand New Pictures of me admidst rocks and bushes. Happy Monday everyone!
8/6/06
Hi everybody, NEW Bike Pictures here! This is a brand new Kawasaki Ninja. It will match my silver metallic bikinis perfectly! It's soooo FAST. Wildly, wickedly fast. Have a happy week everybody! Be nice to animals and bugs and enjoy the sun!
7/31/06
Hi everybody! It's finally cooler here, thank goodness! It actually rained last night and the night before. The heat wave caused a lot of deaths, both people and animals, and that is so tragic. It seems like there should be a way to predict these heat waves, and have resources for people and animals so they are taken care of and not trapped in the heat. It just seems like more needless tragedy!
I've been working constantly on my bikini site, modeling, photo editing, and updating the site with all the new styles I have. Whew, it's a LOT of work. It's hard to be the photo editor, website designer, webmaster, sales person, shipper, customer support person, manage all my inventory, and place all my orders. Today I battled the printer, who refuses to print my business cards. It's high up in the air, on top of the computer, so I have to climb up on the desk like a monkey and try to hand feed the paper through. It has a tantrum, we fight, it wins, I give up. I will try again tomorrow! Below are some smaller versions of my new bikini pictures. I'm very into the "body only" shots these days, I think it allows the customer to focus more on the suit and less on the model. Well, that's all for now. I have a lot of cherries in the kitchen, and really Sweet Pineapples too! Whenever I get too frustrated, I just remember that. Happy Monday everyone!
7/25/06
Whew, it's SO HOT HERE! In the 100's! I feel so sorry for the little birds and animals! Where are they getting water? It's dry as a desert inferno around here! I have lots of fresh water and birdseed in my backyard, and all throughout the day, there are at least 10 birds drinking and eating at a time. Do your local birds a favor and set out some fresh water for them in a shallow container. They will be very grateful!
I have been very bikini obsessed lately, with all the new styles I'm getting in. I get VERY happy when celebrities wear similiar suits to the ones I'm selling. Yes! Wear more bandeau tops! Yes! Wear something See Through!! Want to see my MOST popular new style? It's the (Warning! Racy Model Picture!) Ruffle Skirt Thong & Bandeau Top. So Cute & Flirty! I've been eating a LOT of raspberries lately, and pineapples, cherries, blueberries, apricots, peaches, and my current Favorite Fruit, champagne mangos. Look for them, they are skinny, yellow and VERY creamy and sweet!! No strings like regular mangos. SO Yummy!! Have a super day everyone! Stay cool and put out some water for your feathered friends!
7/20/06
In VERY Sad news, the U.S. has Abandoned Pets in Lebanon, forcing people to Evacuate Without their Pets, and leave them behind to starve and die in the heat. There are scared, hurt dogs & cats running through the streets! This is Illegal, and it's Hurricane Katrina all over again for these poor creatures. France planned for animals evacuations, why didn't the U.S.? People are distraught enough without being forced to leave their pets behind to Die. This kind of tragedy could EASILY have been avoided. Please, Please, click here to send a short email to the President and help these animals! It only takes two seconds! They're counting on us, they don't have anyone else. Thank you!!!
7/19/06
Wow, it's been SO HOT here lately! Here are some NEW PICTURES! I've been working like crazy on my bikini business. I just started carrying a whole new line of mix & match super sexy tops and bottoms and I've been photographing everything and putting them all up on the site. My mannequin doesn't mind me wrestling her in and out of dozens of bikinis & hot pants everyday, she's very nice about it, and not a diva at all. Unlike a lot of models, I'm sure! Ha! It's pretty funny, because since it's been so Boiling Hot here, in the mid to high 90's, I've been wearing larger and larger hats and shirts over my outfits when I leave the house, since I turn into a big red sunburned lobster in the sun in about 5 minutes. I've never had a tan in my entire life. My skin just doesn't know how to do it! It can only go from White to Pink. One of these days, when I'm Very ambitious or very bored, I'll attempt to smear myself with fake tanner, just to see what it looks like. Orange, probably. And I don't know if I should put it on my face or not? So I'll probably be all bright orange with a glowing white head. Anyway, so the neighbors are always either seeing me bundled up against the sun like a troll when I leave the house, or they see me wearing one of my nine million bikinis, with my trusty and very talented photographer following along holding the giant golden reflector he likes to use on me so I don't just show up in the picture like a blinding sear of white light in a bikini. It's very large, sparkly and gold, and we can only use it if there aren't any people around, since it looks professional and attracts attention. Well, everyone have a Super Fun Sunny Summer day! It's back to bikinis for me!
7/11/06
Hi everybody, NEW PICTURES here! And NEW VIDEO here, "Laguna Beach Bloopers". In it, you can see me flopping around in the waves like a big pink soggy bottom sea bird! I didn't know I was going to be swimming that day at the beach, so I was just wearing shorts and a tank top. But when I saw the water, I dove Right in! Those shorts got sandier, wetter, and looser with every wave. Everybody else was body surfing. No one really knew what I was doing! It was SO much fun though. I got pretty bruised up from being pounded against the sand all those times!
I've been on Planet Bikini lately, buying, selling, modeling, trying to figure out which new styles and prints to buy. And which bottoms might be popular. Scrunchy back tie side rio or regular rio? Tough questions! Below, you can see me modeling the absolute most popular bikinis I sell, the gold and silver metallic bikinis. I sell a lot of these, so look for them on a beach near you!
7/5/06
I hope you all had a SUPER fun 4th of July! I spent my 4th at the beach, and you can see me in my USA Stars & Stripes bikini playing in the ocean yesterday in our NEW VIDEO! You can see NEW USA Bikini Pictures HERE and NEW PINK Bikini Pictures HERE! It was so sunny yesterday, and the water was SO warm. The beach we went to is kind of secret, so there weren't hordes of people! There were at Newport though, where we went afterwards. Masses of tanned gorgeous guys and girls in bikinis on beach bicycles cruising up and down the streets of Balboa, Newport and Huntington Beach, laughing and yelling. It was a crazy scene up there, as it is every 4th. The police will arrest anyone drinking on the beach, on their bike or on their porch, and the cops were out in force. I saw some super cute bikinis, since I was scoping out the trends for my bikini business. A lot of girls were wearing tiny, super short ruffled mini skirts with either a halter top or triangle top bikini, riding their bikes. So adorable! Have a fun weekend everybody!
6/24/06
Hi everybody, NEW USA Bikini Cartwheel VIDEO here! NEW Bikini BIKER Pictures here! And NEW USA Bikini Pictures here! I bought this purple metallic bikini just to match my friend's bike! I sell these suits in a similiar style in my online bikini store in lots of metallic colors, and they're very popular. Whew, it's SO muggy and hot here right now, in the high 90's. I hope you all had a super fun weekend and are getting ready for the 4th of July. I had to buy myself 3 different USA stars & stripes bikinis in preparation for the big day, because they are all different, and you can never have too many bikinis! Please keep your PETS INSIDE on the 4th, because the fireworks terrify them, and there are too many pets that run away and get lost every 4th of July. So keep yours Safe! Have a great week everyone!
6/13/06
Brand NEW VIDEO here! This last weekend I was with some skydiving friends, and they let us film this video in the DC-9 jet they have parked out at the drop zone. It was So fun! New Pictures below. I got to sit in the captain's seat! There are dials and switches everywhere in the cockpit! Millions of them! They are on the ceiling, in the front, behind the pilot, and all across the...dashboard? Or whatever it's called. The windows are very tiny when you're sitting up there, and you have to be tall to see out of them! If I was really the pilot, I would have need a booster seat. Plus the cockpit is really small and cramped. And the door has a peephole in it, so the captain can see who's outside before he lets them in!
In the pictures below, you can see two of the forty or so mini skirts I just got for $2 each in the little girls section of a well known major discount store. I'm so in love with these miniskirts, and I think I have enough to last into my twilight years now. Yay!! I hate to shop, so this is the only store I'll go to. I buy all my clothes in the little girls section. Plus, Cherries, my favorite food in the whole world are in season now. I Love cherries! I had cherries and blueberries for dinner last night. Have a super fun day everyone!
Hi everybody, Brand NEW Funny VIDEO here! It's about me getting my motorcycle helmet stuck on my head for good, since, you know, in real life, I have a LOT of trouble taking it off and on by myself. And of course (drumroll, please) NEW SUNSET Pictures! Bear with me, my sunset phase will eventually peter out. Although, I am very in love with them. It was another very fun weekend of musical madness. My fingers are still SO sore from playing my hot pink electric guitar. I wrote two new songs over the weekend, and my friend brought his electric keyboard over to help me compose backgrounds for them, since I want all my new songs to be very dance/pop, and not just me playing my guitar by itself. Wow, what a lot of work to figure out the backgrounds to each song on the keyboard. Whew! Hopefully I'll be able to record these new ones before the next ice age comes along and freezes me, my pink guitar, and the keyboard in a giant block of ice. But I don't know. This is much more complicated than just recording my songs on my four track like I used to do. My friend is super talented so I'm hoping the end results will sound really good, I just wish I could blink and Poof! They would all be recorded, and sound just like they sound in my head, since they are stuck there now, and play in a continuous, never-ending loop 24 hours a day. The weather's been gorgeous lately, ultra bright blue skies and everything super colorful. I love Indian Summer! Have a fabulous week and be kind to all animals and bugs!
10/4/06
This weekend was cloudy and overcast, a perfect time to mess up the entire house, drag all my musical equipment out, and start playing my hot pink electric guitar again. Ouch! My fingers Hurt! Sigh, that's what happens when you don't play for a really long time. Hopefully, my fingers will cooperate and I'll be able to record my new songs fairly soon. Don't hold your breath though! Oooh, it's so hard to go from having long glamor girl nails (thanks to excessive parsley juice consumption) to short, stubby, guitar girl nails. Anyway, here are NEW Sunset pictures! What you may not know, looking at all my pictures, is that I almost Always have an audience. Almost every place we go around here, no matter how desolute, wild or barren looking, there are always people hiking around, calling out, strolling along, making suggestions, biking by, staring, yelling, or driving past. I think it's because southern California is just so crowded! So there you have it! It just looks like I'm posing in the pristine wilderness by myself.
This weekend was cloudy and overcast, a perfect time to mess up the entire house, drag all my musical equipment out, and start playing my hot pink electric guitar again. Ouch! My fingers Hurt! Sigh, that's what happens when you don't play for a really long time. Hopefully, my fingers will cooperate and I'll be able to record my new songs fairly soon. Don't hold your breath though! Oooh, it's so hard to go from having long glamor girl nails (thanks to excessive parsley juice consumption) to short, stubby, guitar girl nails. Anyway, here are NEW Sunset pictures! What you may not know, looking at all my pictures, is that I almost Always have an audience. Almost every place we go around here, no matter how desolute, wild or barren looking, there are always people hiking around, calling out, strolling along, making suggestions, biking by, staring, yelling, or driving past. I think it's because southern California is just so crowded! So there you have it! It just looks like I'm posing in the pristine wilderness by myself.
9/27/06
Hi everybody, New VIDEO here, the Little Blue Pill! This video was TOO RACY for YouTube and they banned it. So check it out! And, who could have guessed, more Sunset pictures! This is me in my new baby pink motorcycle jacket. I just love going for sunset motorcycle rides, they are so much fun. Have a spectacular day everyone!
Hi everybody, New VIDEO here, the Little Blue Pill! This video was TOO RACY for YouTube and they banned it. So check it out! And, who could have guessed, more Sunset pictures! This is me in my new baby pink motorcycle jacket. I just love going for sunset motorcycle rides, they are so much fun. Have a spectacular day everyone!
9/20/06
Hi everybody, New VIDEO here, Prickles the Balloon Popping Clown! And what a huge surprise, more Sunset pictures! This last weekend I went to a party out in the high desert, near Victorville, and we filmed this skit next to a big prickly joshua tree. I like everything extra green and jungle-y myself, but the desert does have its own beauty, and we saw a quail parade, bunnies, a huge flying june bug, and heard coyotes! I really love coyotes. Want to read more? You can visit my Raw Food Journal to find out why I'm pondering the fake nail obsession. Have a super week everyone!
Hi everybody, New VIDEO here, Prickles the Balloon Popping Clown! And what a huge surprise, more Sunset pictures! This last weekend I went to a party out in the high desert, near Victorville, and we filmed this skit next to a big prickly joshua tree. I like everything extra green and jungle-y myself, but the desert does have its own beauty, and we saw a quail parade, bunnies, a huge flying june bug, and heard coyotes! I really love coyotes. Want to read more? You can visit my Raw Food Journal to find out why I'm pondering the fake nail obsession. Have a super week everyone!
9/13/06
Hi everybody, you can see my New Laguna Beach Sunset pictures! I am obsessed with sunsets lately. I wish I could take sunset pictures every night for a month, and then compare them all. Every sunset is unique and gorgeous, every single night! So Get Ready for more sunset pictures!
I get Netflix, and I've been watching Roswell lately, the series, and I have a big brand new crush on Brendan Fehr from the show. I'm sure Brendan Fehr has a lot, probably thousands, or tens of thousands, or maybe millions, of Totally Titillated, lovestruck female fans, and now he can add me too! You can check out more pictures of Brendan Fehr on his website. Hi Brendan, kiss Kiss!
I have a brand New Totally Traci You Tube channel, as of 2 days ago! You can watch our funny vidoes & bloopers Faster, but in lower resolution. I can't wait to film more videos. It's a very welcome break from constant Bikini Mania. Happy Wednesday everyone!
Hi everybody, you can see my New Laguna Beach Sunset pictures! I am obsessed with sunsets lately. I wish I could take sunset pictures every night for a month, and then compare them all. Every sunset is unique and gorgeous, every single night! So Get Ready for more sunset pictures!
I get Netflix, and I've been watching Roswell lately, the series, and I have a big brand new crush on Brendan Fehr from the show. I'm sure Brendan Fehr has a lot, probably thousands, or tens of thousands, or maybe millions, of Totally Titillated, lovestruck female fans, and now he can add me too! You can check out more pictures of Brendan Fehr on his website. Hi Brendan, kiss Kiss!
I have a brand New Totally Traci You Tube channel, as of 2 days ago! You can watch our funny vidoes & bloopers Faster, but in lower resolution. I can't wait to film more videos. It's a very welcome break from constant Bikini Mania. Happy Wednesday everyone!
9/6/06
I hope everybody had a Super FUN Labor Day weekend!! NEW Pictures below! We went "Sunset Chasing". It was VERY hot this weekend, super sunny and beautiful. Saturday had these beautiful little Clouds scattered all across the sky, it was so fantastic looking! They made a terrific Sunset! We saw several deer too, they were so pretty. On Sunday we drove up and down the coast on Pacific Coast Highway, and watched the sunset over Laguna Beach. It was so magical speeding home through the twilight! Monday we drove up and down the coast again, through Huntington Beach and Bolsa Chica. There is always a huge crowd at the Huntington Pier, and this time there were big white tents set up on the sand too, for some event. The tents looked really cute, like a gypsy circus on the beach. It's so pretty driving through Huntington Beach, because the beach is so close to the highway, and you pass all the people rollar blading, biking, and strolling along the boardwalk. There were big parasails in the sky too. The beach in Bolsa Chica is rough and wild looking and across from it is a huge gorgeous wetland. Amazing scenery! There is a long path that goes out and across the wetland. Pretty cool, you can play on the beach, cross the street, and run through the wetland!
Now I have rails on my motorcycle seat, and a sissy bar too, which is a lot better than what I had before, which was just a ridiculous, skinny strap. I felt like I was on a mechanical bull ride before! Now, with my hand rails and little seat back, I feel like I'm speeding along in a flying chair. Actually I feel like an Alien Princess in a flying chair, because of my enormous Martian helmet head. With the skinny strap, there was quite a bit of swearing going on inside my helmet. Now, thanks to the new seat security, there is much less. Too bad about Helmet Hair, and Helmet Head too; I look like a Suprised, long haired, glowing faced wild monkey in our new Laguna Beach Sunset pictures, which should be up in the next few days. Oh well. The price of being a Motorcycle Mama, I suppose, is helmet hair! Have a fantastic day everyone, and be kind to all animals and bugs!
I hope everybody had a Super FUN Labor Day weekend!! NEW Pictures below! We went "Sunset Chasing". It was VERY hot this weekend, super sunny and beautiful. Saturday had these beautiful little Clouds scattered all across the sky, it was so fantastic looking! They made a terrific Sunset! We saw several deer too, they were so pretty. On Sunday we drove up and down the coast on Pacific Coast Highway, and watched the sunset over Laguna Beach. It was so magical speeding home through the twilight! Monday we drove up and down the coast again, through Huntington Beach and Bolsa Chica. There is always a huge crowd at the Huntington Pier, and this time there were big white tents set up on the sand too, for some event. The tents looked really cute, like a gypsy circus on the beach. It's so pretty driving through Huntington Beach, because the beach is so close to the highway, and you pass all the people rollar blading, biking, and strolling along the boardwalk. There were big parasails in the sky too. The beach in Bolsa Chica is rough and wild looking and across from it is a huge gorgeous wetland. Amazing scenery! There is a long path that goes out and across the wetland. Pretty cool, you can play on the beach, cross the street, and run through the wetland!
Now I have rails on my motorcycle seat, and a sissy bar too, which is a lot better than what I had before, which was just a ridiculous, skinny strap. I felt like I was on a mechanical bull ride before! Now, with my hand rails and little seat back, I feel like I'm speeding along in a flying chair. Actually I feel like an Alien Princess in a flying chair, because of my enormous Martian helmet head. With the skinny strap, there was quite a bit of swearing going on inside my helmet. Now, thanks to the new seat security, there is much less. Too bad about Helmet Hair, and Helmet Head too; I look like a Suprised, long haired, glowing faced wild monkey in our new Laguna Beach Sunset pictures, which should be up in the next few days. Oh well. The price of being a Motorcycle Mama, I suppose, is helmet hair! Have a fantastic day everyone, and be kind to all animals and bugs!
8/28/06
Well, it was a super fun, sunny, hot weekend!! I got a few more metallic bikini pictures re-taken (gold & silver) and then went on a Long bike ride up and down the coast, 111 miles. It was so beautiful! We drove through San Clemente, went to the beach, stopped for snacks, drove through Laguna Beach, Corona Del Mar, Newport, and Huntington, where, after 4 hours of riding, I suddenly got very sore and cramped! I wanted to stop and take pictures at each beach, but I still can't put on or take off my own helmet yet. I'm like a baby bird, I have to have someone help me! It really ruins my whole Biker Chick image, ha! It takes a very long time to get me dressed and undressed at each pit stop. My friend has to hold my helmet, while I ram my head into it like a goat. And then I can't fasten it. Really impressive! So biker-esque! Plus I now know that Harley riders don't like sport bike riders, and vice versa. Very interesting. All Harley riders wave to each other when they pass, but they don't wave to sport bikers. Most sport bikers wave to other sport bikers, but some don't.
I didn't want to go home, even after riding for 4 hours, because it was almost sunset, and soooo pretty, but I started feeling like I was sitting on a speeding slab of granite. I wish I could fly behind the bike, like a kite, on a trapeze harness. Like parasailing, only behind a motorcycle. That would be fun! We stopped by the health food store on the way back, and got a whole bunch of fresh figs. Yay! You should totally try some fresh figs, if you haven't yet, because they are fabulous and amazing. They may be at your local health food store right now, because they're in season. Happy Monday everyone!
Well, it was a super fun, sunny, hot weekend!! I got a few more metallic bikini pictures re-taken (gold & silver) and then went on a Long bike ride up and down the coast, 111 miles. It was so beautiful! We drove through San Clemente, went to the beach, stopped for snacks, drove through Laguna Beach, Corona Del Mar, Newport, and Huntington, where, after 4 hours of riding, I suddenly got very sore and cramped! I wanted to stop and take pictures at each beach, but I still can't put on or take off my own helmet yet. I'm like a baby bird, I have to have someone help me! It really ruins my whole Biker Chick image, ha! It takes a very long time to get me dressed and undressed at each pit stop. My friend has to hold my helmet, while I ram my head into it like a goat. And then I can't fasten it. Really impressive! So biker-esque! Plus I now know that Harley riders don't like sport bike riders, and vice versa. Very interesting. All Harley riders wave to each other when they pass, but they don't wave to sport bikers. Most sport bikers wave to other sport bikers, but some don't.
I didn't want to go home, even after riding for 4 hours, because it was almost sunset, and soooo pretty, but I started feeling like I was sitting on a speeding slab of granite. I wish I could fly behind the bike, like a kite, on a trapeze harness. Like parasailing, only behind a motorcycle. That would be fun! We stopped by the health food store on the way back, and got a whole bunch of fresh figs. Yay! You should totally try some fresh figs, if you haven't yet, because they are fabulous and amazing. They may be at your local health food store right now, because they're in season. Happy Monday everyone!
8/24/06
Hi everybody, Whew, it's SO hot here right now. I've been busy in BikiniLand, modeling, getting new suits in, shipping. Last weekend was super sunny and hectic, and we took a ton of pictures. After the bikini blitz, I went on a big Ninja ride through Corona Del Mar and Laguna with some friends. So pretty! There were hordes of people at the beach, it was quite a scene. Fancy silvery sports cars darting through the traffic like fish, girls walking down the sidewalk in their bikinis, talking on their cellphones, tan shirtless surfer dudes carrying their boards. Summer in Laguna Beach! Well, that is all for now, unless you want to hear me wax poetic and estatic about raw chocolate and figs in my Raw Food Journal Have a gorgeous weekend everybody, and be kind to all animals and bugs!
Hi everybody, Whew, it's SO hot here right now. I've been busy in BikiniLand, modeling, getting new suits in, shipping. Last weekend was super sunny and hectic, and we took a ton of pictures. After the bikini blitz, I went on a big Ninja ride through Corona Del Mar and Laguna with some friends. So pretty! There were hordes of people at the beach, it was quite a scene. Fancy silvery sports cars darting through the traffic like fish, girls walking down the sidewalk in their bikinis, talking on their cellphones, tan shirtless surfer dudes carrying their boards. Summer in Laguna Beach! Well, that is all for now, unless you want to hear me wax poetic and estatic about raw chocolate and figs in my Raw Food Journal Have a gorgeous weekend everybody, and be kind to all animals and bugs!
8/6/06
Hi everybody, NEW Bikini Pictures here! These were taken a few months ago, but I just put them up on the site. Here are some more (kind of silly!) Brand New Pictures of me admidst rocks and bushes. Happy Monday everyone!
Hi everybody, NEW Bikini Pictures here! These were taken a few months ago, but I just put them up on the site. Here are some more (kind of silly!) Brand New Pictures of me admidst rocks and bushes. Happy Monday everyone!
8/6/06
Hi everybody, NEW Bike Pictures here! This is a brand new Kawasaki Ninja. It will match my silver metallic bikinis perfectly! It's soooo FAST. Wildly, wickedly fast. Have a happy week everybody! Be nice to animals and bugs and enjoy the sun!
Hi everybody, NEW Bike Pictures here! This is a brand new Kawasaki Ninja. It will match my silver metallic bikinis perfectly! It's soooo FAST. Wildly, wickedly fast. Have a happy week everybody! Be nice to animals and bugs and enjoy the sun!
7/31/06
Hi everybody! It's finally cooler here, thank goodness! It actually rained last night and the night before. The heat wave caused a lot of deaths, both people and animals, and that is so tragic. It seems like there should be a way to predict these heat waves, and have resources for people and animals so they are taken care of and not trapped in the heat. It just seems like more needless tragedy!
I've been working constantly on my bikini site, modeling, photo editing, and updating the site with all the new styles I have. Whew, it's a LOT of work. It's hard to be the photo editor, website designer, webmaster, sales person, shipper, customer support person, manage all my inventory, and place all my orders. Today I battled the printer, who refuses to print my business cards. It's high up in the air, on top of the computer, so I have to climb up on the desk like a monkey and try to hand feed the paper through. It has a tantrum, we fight, it wins, I give up. I will try again tomorrow! Below are some smaller versions of my new bikini pictures. I'm very into the "body only" shots these days, I think it allows the customer to focus more on the suit and less on the model. Well, that's all for now. I have a lot of cherries in the kitchen, and really Sweet Pineapples too! Whenever I get too frustrated, I just remember that. Happy Monday everyone!
Hi everybody! It's finally cooler here, thank goodness! It actually rained last night and the night before. The heat wave caused a lot of deaths, both people and animals, and that is so tragic. It seems like there should be a way to predict these heat waves, and have resources for people and animals so they are taken care of and not trapped in the heat. It just seems like more needless tragedy!
I've been working constantly on my bikini site, modeling, photo editing, and updating the site with all the new styles I have. Whew, it's a LOT of work. It's hard to be the photo editor, website designer, webmaster, sales person, shipper, customer support person, manage all my inventory, and place all my orders. Today I battled the printer, who refuses to print my business cards. It's high up in the air, on top of the computer, so I have to climb up on the desk like a monkey and try to hand feed the paper through. It has a tantrum, we fight, it wins, I give up. I will try again tomorrow! Below are some smaller versions of my new bikini pictures. I'm very into the "body only" shots these days, I think it allows the customer to focus more on the suit and less on the model. Well, that's all for now. I have a lot of cherries in the kitchen, and really Sweet Pineapples too! Whenever I get too frustrated, I just remember that. Happy Monday everyone!
7/25/06
Whew, it's SO HOT HERE! In the 100's! I feel so sorry for the little birds and animals! Where are they getting water? It's dry as a desert inferno around here! I have lots of fresh water and birdseed in my backyard, and all throughout the day, there are at least 10 birds drinking and eating at a time. Do your local birds a favor and set out some fresh water for them in a shallow container. They will be very grateful!
I have been very bikini obsessed lately, with all the new styles I'm getting in. I get VERY happy when celebrities wear similiar suits to the ones I'm selling. Yes! Wear more bandeau tops! Yes! Wear something See Through!! Want to see my MOST popular new style? It's the (Warning! Racy Model Picture!) Ruffle Skirt Thong & Bandeau Top. So Cute & Flirty! I've been eating a LOT of raspberries lately, and pineapples, cherries, blueberries, apricots, peaches, and my current Favorite Fruit, champagne mangos. Look for them, they are skinny, yellow and VERY creamy and sweet!! No strings like regular mangos. SO Yummy!! Have a super day everyone! Stay cool and put out some water for your feathered friends!
Whew, it's SO HOT HERE! In the 100's! I feel so sorry for the little birds and animals! Where are they getting water? It's dry as a desert inferno around here! I have lots of fresh water and birdseed in my backyard, and all throughout the day, there are at least 10 birds drinking and eating at a time. Do your local birds a favor and set out some fresh water for them in a shallow container. They will be very grateful!
I have been very bikini obsessed lately, with all the new styles I'm getting in. I get VERY happy when celebrities wear similiar suits to the ones I'm selling. Yes! Wear more bandeau tops! Yes! Wear something See Through!! Want to see my MOST popular new style? It's the (Warning! Racy Model Picture!) Ruffle Skirt Thong & Bandeau Top. So Cute & Flirty! I've been eating a LOT of raspberries lately, and pineapples, cherries, blueberries, apricots, peaches, and my current Favorite Fruit, champagne mangos. Look for them, they are skinny, yellow and VERY creamy and sweet!! No strings like regular mangos. SO Yummy!! Have a super day everyone! Stay cool and put out some water for your feathered friends!
7/20/06
In VERY Sad news, the U.S. has Abandoned Pets in Lebanon, forcing people to Evacuate Without their Pets, and leave them behind to starve and die in the heat. There are scared, hurt dogs & cats running through the streets! This is Illegal, and it's Hurricane Katrina all over again for these poor creatures. France planned for animals evacuations, why didn't the U.S.? People are distraught enough without being forced to leave their pets behind to Die. This kind of tragedy could EASILY have been avoided. Please, Please, click here to send a short email to the President and help these animals! It only takes two seconds! They're counting on us, they don't have anyone else. Thank you!!!
In VERY Sad news, the U.S. has Abandoned Pets in Lebanon, forcing people to Evacuate Without their Pets, and leave them behind to starve and die in the heat. There are scared, hurt dogs & cats running through the streets! This is Illegal, and it's Hurricane Katrina all over again for these poor creatures. France planned for animals evacuations, why didn't the U.S.? People are distraught enough without being forced to leave their pets behind to Die. This kind of tragedy could EASILY have been avoided. Please, Please, click here to send a short email to the President and help these animals! It only takes two seconds! They're counting on us, they don't have anyone else. Thank you!!!
7/19/06
Wow, it's been SO HOT here lately! Here are some NEW PICTURES! I've been working like crazy on my bikini business. I just started carrying a whole new line of mix & match super sexy tops and bottoms and I've been photographing everything and putting them all up on the site. My mannequin doesn't mind me wrestling her in and out of dozens of bikinis & hot pants everyday, she's very nice about it, and not a diva at all. Unlike a lot of models, I'm sure! Ha! It's pretty funny, because since it's been so Boiling Hot here, in the mid to high 90's, I've been wearing larger and larger hats and shirts over my outfits when I leave the house, since I turn into a big red sunburned lobster in the sun in about 5 minutes. I've never had a tan in my entire life. My skin just doesn't know how to do it! It can only go from White to Pink.
Wow, it's been SO HOT here lately! Here are some NEW PICTURES! I've been working like crazy on my bikini business. I just started carrying a whole new line of mix & match super sexy tops and bottoms and I've been photographing everything and putting them all up on the site. My mannequin doesn't mind me wrestling her in and out of dozens of bikinis & hot pants everyday, she's very nice about it, and not a diva at all. Unlike a lot of models, I'm sure! Ha! It's pretty funny, because since it's been so Boiling Hot here, in the mid to high 90's, I've been wearing larger and larger hats and shirts over my outfits when I leave the house, since I turn into a big red sunburned lobster in the sun in about 5 minutes. I've never had a tan in my entire life. My skin just doesn't know how to do it! It can only go from White to Pink.
One of these days, when I'm Very ambitious or very bored, I'll attempt to smear myself with fake tanner, just to see what it looks like. Orange, probably. And I don't know if I should put it on my face or not? So I'll probably be all bright orange with a glowing white head. Anyway, so the neighbors are always either seeing me bundled up against the sun like a troll when I leave the house, or they see me wearing one of my nine million bikinis, with my trusty and very talented photographer following along holding the giant golden reflector he likes to use on me so I don't just show up in the picture like a blinding sear of white light in a bikini. It's very large, sparkly and gold, and we can only use it if there aren't any people around, since it looks professional and attracts attention. Well, everyone have a Super Fun Sunny Summer day! It's back to bikinis for me!
7/11/06
Hi everybody, NEW PICTURES here! And NEW VIDEO here, "Laguna Beach Bloopers". In it, you can see me flopping around in the waves like a big pink soggy bottom sea bird! I didn't know I was going to be swimming that day at the beach, so I was just wearing shorts and a tank top. But when I saw the water, I dove Right in! Those shorts got sandier, wetter, and looser with every wave. Everybody else was body surfing. No one really knew what I was doing! It was SO much fun though. I got pretty bruised up from being pounded against the sand all those times!
I've been on Planet Bikini lately, buying, selling, modeling, trying to figure out which new styles and prints to buy. And which bottoms might be popular. Scrunchy back tie side rio or regular rio? Tough questions! Below, you can see me modeling the absolute most popular bikinis I sell, the gold and silver metallic bikinis. I sell a lot of these, so look for them on a beach near you!
Hi everybody, NEW PICTURES here! And NEW VIDEO here, "Laguna Beach Bloopers". In it, you can see me flopping around in the waves like a big pink soggy bottom sea bird! I didn't know I was going to be swimming that day at the beach, so I was just wearing shorts and a tank top. But when I saw the water, I dove Right in! Those shorts got sandier, wetter, and looser with every wave. Everybody else was body surfing. No one really knew what I was doing! It was SO much fun though. I got pretty bruised up from being pounded against the sand all those times!
I've been on Planet Bikini lately, buying, selling, modeling, trying to figure out which new styles and prints to buy. And which bottoms might be popular. Scrunchy back tie side rio or regular rio? Tough questions! Below, you can see me modeling the absolute most popular bikinis I sell, the gold and silver metallic bikinis. I sell a lot of these, so look for them on a beach near you!
7/5/06
I hope you all had a SUPER fun 4th of July! I spent my 4th at the beach, and you can see me in my USA Stars & Stripes bikini playing in the ocean yesterday in our NEW VIDEO! You can see NEW USA Bikini Pictures HERE and NEW PINK Bikini Pictures HERE! It was so sunny yesterday, and the water was SO warm. The beach we went to is kind of secret, so there weren't hordes of people! There were at Newport though, where we went afterwards. Masses of tanned gorgeous guys and girls in bikinis on beach bicycles cruising up and down the streets of Balboa, Newport and Huntington Beach, laughing and yelling. It was a crazy scene up there, as it is every 4th. The police will arrest anyone drinking on the beach, on their bike or on their porch, and the cops were out in force. I saw some super cute bikinis, since I was scoping out the trends for my bikini business. A lot of girls were wearing tiny, super short ruffled mini skirts with either a halter top or triangle top bikini, riding their bikes. So adorable! Have a fun weekend everybody!
I hope you all had a SUPER fun 4th of July! I spent my 4th at the beach, and you can see me in my USA Stars & Stripes bikini playing in the ocean yesterday in our NEW VIDEO! You can see NEW USA Bikini Pictures HERE and NEW PINK Bikini Pictures HERE! It was so sunny yesterday, and the water was SO warm. The beach we went to is kind of secret, so there weren't hordes of people! There were at Newport though, where we went afterwards. Masses of tanned gorgeous guys and girls in bikinis on beach bicycles cruising up and down the streets of Balboa, Newport and Huntington Beach, laughing and yelling. It was a crazy scene up there, as it is every 4th. The police will arrest anyone drinking on the beach, on their bike or on their porch, and the cops were out in force. I saw some super cute bikinis, since I was scoping out the trends for my bikini business. A lot of girls were wearing tiny, super short ruffled mini skirts with either a halter top or triangle top bikini, riding their bikes. So adorable! Have a fun weekend everybody!
6/24/06
Hi everybody, NEW USA Bikini Cartwheel VIDEO here! NEW Bikini BIKER Pictures here! And NEW USA Bikini Pictures here! I bought this purple metallic bikini just to match my friend's bike! I sell these suits in a similiar style in my online bikini store in lots of metallic colors, and they're very popular. Whew, it's SO muggy and hot here right now, in the high 90's. I hope you all had a super fun weekend and are getting ready for the 4th of July. I had to buy myself 3 different USA stars & stripes bikinis in preparation for the big day, because they are all different, and you can never have too many bikinis! Please keep your PETS INSIDE on the 4th, because the fireworks terrify them, and there are too many pets that run away and get lost every 4th of July. So keep yours Safe! Have a great week everyone!
Hi everybody, NEW USA Bikini Cartwheel VIDEO here! NEW Bikini BIKER Pictures here! And NEW USA Bikini Pictures here! I bought this purple metallic bikini just to match my friend's bike! I sell these suits in a similiar style in my online bikini store in lots of metallic colors, and they're very popular. Whew, it's SO muggy and hot here right now, in the high 90's. I hope you all had a super fun weekend and are getting ready for the 4th of July. I had to buy myself 3 different USA stars & stripes bikinis in preparation for the big day, because they are all different, and you can never have too many bikinis! Please keep your PETS INSIDE on the 4th, because the fireworks terrify them, and there are too many pets that run away and get lost every 4th of July. So keep yours Safe! Have a great week everyone!
6/13/06
Brand NEW VIDEO here! This last weekend I was with some skydiving friends, and they let us film this video in the DC-9 jet they have parked out at the drop zone. It was So fun! New Pictures below. I got to sit in the captain's seat! There are dials and switches everywhere in the cockpit! Millions of them! They are on the ceiling, in the front, behind the pilot, and all across the...dashboard? Or whatever it's called. The windows are very tiny when you're sitting up there, and you have to be tall to see out of them! If I was really the pilot, I would have need a booster seat. Plus the cockpit is really small and cramped. And the door has a peephole in it, so the captain can see who's outside before he lets them in!
In the pictures below, you can see two of the forty or so mini skirts I just got for $2 each in the little girls section of a well known major discount store. I'm so in love with these miniskirts, and I think I have enough to last into my twilight years now. Yay!! I hate to shop, so this is the only store I'll go to. I buy all my clothes in the little girls section. Plus, Cherries, my favorite food in the whole world are in season now. I Love cherries! I had cherries and blueberries for dinner last night. Have a super fun day everyone!
Brand NEW VIDEO here! This last weekend I was with some skydiving friends, and they let us film this video in the DC-9 jet they have parked out at the drop zone. It was So fun! New Pictures below. I got to sit in the captain's seat! There are dials and switches everywhere in the cockpit! Millions of them! They are on the ceiling, in the front, behind the pilot, and all across the...dashboard? Or whatever it's called. The windows are very tiny when you're sitting up there, and you have to be tall to see out of them! If I was really the pilot, I would have need a booster seat. Plus the cockpit is really small and cramped. And the door has a peephole in it, so the captain can see who's outside before he lets them in!
In the pictures below, you can see two of the forty or so mini skirts I just got for $2 each in the little girls section of a well known major discount store. I'm so in love with these miniskirts, and I think I have enough to last into my twilight years now. Yay!! I hate to shop, so this is the only store I'll go to. I buy all my clothes in the little girls section. Plus, Cherries, my favorite food in the whole world are in season now. I Love cherries! I had cherries and blueberries for dinner last night. Have a super fun day everyone!
