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Traci's Poems

I LOVE writing poems! Most get turned into Songs. The following are 3 of my poems. I wrote these several years ago while I was interning for the Bill Nye the Science Guy show in Seattle, to entertain myself on slow days, as well as some of the staff! The secretary said I couldn't jump rope in the office (which I had been doing, and was giving her a headache as well as being a big distraction) so I started writing poems and sewing Sequins on my bikinis instead.

You Paint Me Pink

You paint me a color
You make me a Sound
You spin all my atoms around & around
If I was a ship you would run me aground

You make me see sparkles
and flashes of light
I want to exist
In your state of delight

You slow my sensations
But speed up my heart
I want to check out
With you in my cart

My eyelashes flutter
Wink blink and flirt
My Mitochondria quiver
My pulse is alert

My neurons all fire
When you are near
Electrons a-twitter
Lipgloss in a smear

Fireworks shooting
From my frontal lobe
Something about you
Makes me want to disrobe

You make my hair ripple
And my lips purse
I'm blushing and flushing
Do I need a nurse?

My freckles all want
To press close to you
They pine for a sign
To follow this through

I am your flower
I bloom in Hot Pink
You dazzle my senses
Right up to the brink

You are a rainbow
Inside my mind
Magic & glowing
And one of a kind

Bugs and Slugs

I Save Spiders, I Save Bugs
From the Walls, the Floors, the Rugs
I Like Possums, I Like Rats
I Like Worms and Slugs and Bats
It's Not Their Fault, They Aren't Bad
Their Reputation Makes Them Sad
They Wish and Hope and Dream and Pray
That We Will Love Them All Someday
Just Like a Butterfly or Swan or
Creatures Fair to Look Upon
The Slimy, Blind and Rodent Crew
Want Your Admiration Too!

Things That I Adore

Platform boots and vegetables,
Vitamins and fruit
Lingere from thrift stores,
Korean ginseng root;
All night disco dancing!!
And frosty pink lip gloss;
Sparkly blue eye pencils,
Hot pink dental floss;
Dancing wild with cute boys!
Sequining my bras;
Wearing glitter everywhere!
Bettering my flaws;
Eating lots of brussel sprouts!
And being really loud;
Wearing neon spandex!
When entering a crowd;
Being a warrior princess!!
With a fuchsia car;
Buying loads of blueberries,
Running really far!
These are Traci's happy things,
The fire at the core;
The things that tickle me the most!
The things that I adore!!

My Grandma Fender was pretty full of it, running around with lots of boys when she was young, and swearing like a trucker when she was older!! She could also outdrink anyone, and this was when she was in her seventies! She was known to threaten nosy neighbors with a large rifle in her front yard while wearing a bathrobe.

Great Grandma Fender the Trollop Defender

My Grandma was a wild thing;
My Great Gran even worse
Friskiness is in my genes,
It's some boy crazy curse!!!
My Great Gran dated twenty boys
Or more at the same time,
And wrote mean things about them all,
Some of them in rhyme!!!
My Grandma just took photographs
Of her not wearing much,
And addressed the thirty she sent out
To "darling such and such"
My mother likes to wear her bra
And not much else besides
For disco dancing in the house,
Or on long Airstream rides!!
It must be in my DNA to
Chase a lot of boys,
To be completely hyper,
And to make a lot of noise!

 

 


 


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